Bad judgments were made today and last night. Mistake #1: I ate expired Easy Mac last night for dinner. This morning I had a horrendously painful dump. I knew I didn’t get all of it out and that I’d have more explosive butt outbursts later on in the day. Around
public bathroom
Heeby Jeebies
The office bathroom stall walls are set up pretty high, so you can a person’s feet as they are doing their business. I walked into the bathroom needing to take a dump. I saw a set of feet. Barefoot feet. WTF!? Why would anyone walk into a public bathroom without
Poop Party
As soon as I put on my cute little jumper this morning before work, I knew it was a bad idea, but I wore it anyway. 11am rolls around and I need to take my morning dump. I go to my usual bathroom, but someone is in there already shitting