I had to poop, so I did my usual sit-at-my-desk-and-hold-in-my-poop-until-the-last-second move. When I was ready to poo, I walked to the bathroom. I was wearing my jingle shoes again, but it didn’t matter because I was going to sit, shit, and return to my desk in less than three minutes.
public bathroom
Bitter Bowel Face
I am a lightning fast pooper (when I’m not constipated). As soon as I walk into the office bathroom, I sit and shit in about 60 seconds. This is because I hold in my poo until the last second before my anus hole can no longer hold in my dookies.
Good Feeling
I was out eating with friends. After lunch we decided to go shopping. I normally do not use public bathrooms unless I really have to go (because of my abnormal fear of public bathrooms), but I followed my gal pals into the potty dungeon because I wasn’t going home anytime
