I’m still having my 4th of July splatters from yesterday. I had the urge to go right after lunch, so as I was walking to the bathroom, my butt leaked a few pinches of gas. They were very small amounts, but with my watery poop so close to exploding out
public bathroom
FML
Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I
Germaphobe
When I use the office bathroom at work, I place my keys on top of the toilet paper dispenser. I did that today, and as I was hovering while peeing I looked at my keys and noticed they were sitting on a pile of pubes. Pubes that were pulled out
