Who the hell thought of this? Why would anyone want to carry around a toilet cover that soaks up stranger urine and then throw it in the washer with their clothes? And who in their right mind would put the cover on smeared feces and then put it in their
public bathroom
Grandma Said Knock You Out
I had lunch with my senile 90 year old grandmother the other day. She had to use the bathroom, so I helped her up and held her hand as we walked to the ladies room. As soon as we made it to the toilet, she dropped her pants and sat
Cherry Poops
I retract my previous victory statement. The cherries are still winning. Throughout the day I’ve had a sour stomach. I knew it was the gas from the cherries, but it was only a mild discomfort. Thirty minutes ago I just finished a three mile run. During the run I started
