Flu Dump

My employer was offering free flu shots this morning ’til 11am. I had completely forgotten about this until about 10:45am. I started making my way to the health clinic until I had a sudden urge to poo. No sweat. I am a super speedy pooper, so I could dump and

Cloudy Stink

I went into the office bathroom to piss.  Just as I opened the door, I got a huge whiff of major overwhelming poo smell.  But as I continued into the bathroom towards the sinks, the smell vanished. Someone must have cut it right as they were exiting the bathroom. It

o.O

I did the unthinkable today. I sat on someone else’s pee. I went to the bathroom to take a mad dump, and I lined the toilet seat with the protective paper and a few layers of toilet paper (for triple butt-protection). However, that wasn’t enough because when I sat down,