Still constipated. I’ve pooped little pebbles here and there, but all this leftover Halloween candy is clogging up my insides! The smart thing to do would be to stop eating the candy, but that is wasteful, and I do not like to waste such precious delicacies. So I guess I’ll
poops
Nightmare on Stink Street
I am pooping my normal mild logs now after yesterday’s fiasco. I guess stinky poops and farts were on my mind all day yesterday because last night I dreamed that I kept farting little silent but violent pockets of stank everywhere I went. Even in my dream the farts smelled
Crap Attack
I’ve been having extraordinary poops lately, and I could not figure out why because my diet has been very ordinary. Then I realized I’m about to get a visit from Aunt Ruby… TMI? (This entire blog is TMI!!) LOL. 🙂
