oy. i had spicy food last night for dinner, and it didnt sit well in my stomach. this morning i woke up with a little bit of fiery fierceness growling in my intestines. i sat on the toilet for a while trying to push out something, but it wasnt ready
poop
butt warmer
i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how
five dollar foot longs
i just pushed out a twelve-incher. if you’re a guy, you may not be so impressed. im sure that’s the standard for boys. but for a petite 100lb girl, that’s pretty bad ass! at least i think so.
