hey poo and fart heads. hope you guys had a great Easter weekend. if you remember from my last post, i ate a 1/2 lb of beef, and usually i get super constipated after eating that much beef. but aunt ruby unexpectedly visited me that friday, and you know how
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shiver me timbers
ahoy, mateys! so i took my big buffet dump. it came out a little spicy, but nothing too crazy. it wasnt completely mush.. the logs looked like rolled up mushy submarines… soft and delicate. when i flushed the toilet, they werent ready to ship out to the seven seas yet,
mmm curry
All this talk of curry had me craving Indian food, so i gorged at an indian buffet for dinner. i went back for 3rds and 4ths. probably ate five pounds of curry and spinach and chicken and lamb and rice and saag and naan. it was so good i didnt
