what do you get when you add a poop-a-holic with a book-a-holic? very numb thighs. i love reading on the loo. it passes the time, especially if im constipated and not going anywhere fast. currently reading Unaccustomed Earth. its been a few weeks now.. just a few more poops and
poop
don’t talk on the phone while in the bathroom
dont you hate it when youre on hold on the phone and you gotta take a mad shit? i was on hold with my bank for a long time (30 min) and i had to go really badly, but i wasnt about to hang up because i had waited so
i need a re-cleansing
oh boy. i guess all my colon cleansing from the weekend has finally caught up with me. either my colon is completely empty now (which i highly doubt) or i am severely constipated. im sure its the latter. maybe all that beef i ate is finally settling in and clogging
