i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
poop
cute poop
i made a turd in the shape of a dragon today. it was pretty cute. i was sad to flush it down to never neverland. i wanted to pet it, but that’s gross, so instead i waved goodbye as it swirled down the drain.
poo-crazy
what does it say about someone if all he or she can think about the rest of the day is the glorious dump he/she took that morning? how big and gurthy and long and chunky and wonderful it was … sounds like total poop obsession. is it a sickness? a
