i pooped this morning, and i thought i had pooped all my poop out, but a couple hours later before lunch, i felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t big enough to warrant a trip to the bathroom. so i ate my lunch slowly, and my intestines stopped sending me
poop
shit naked
i have a fear of being burglarized while popping a squat on the toilet naked. hey, it happens.. i mean the naked shitting part. and the fear of home break ins. sometimes i have an urge to poo right before a shower, and instead of putting my clothes back on
softserve butt dispenser
is it safe to eat mayo that expired in october 2009 if it hasn’t been opened and has been refrigerated since its purchase? i made myself a sandwich last night and asked myself that question as i peeled back the sealed top from the mayo. i also inspected the taste
