i took my dog out for his nightly poo, and as i was bending down to scoop up his droppings, he popped a squat and wet-bean farted in my face. it kinda felt like he did that on purpose.
poop
shitty mondays
i peed this morning (at home) and sat on the toilet a little longer to check my email from my phone. then without warning, i made ploppies in the toilet. it was totally unexpected, but awesomely awesome. not a bad start to a monday. btw – i washed my hands
hold it…. hold it..
i had my annual womanly vjayjay appointment today with my doctor. all was fine until i was sitting in the exam room and i felt a bowel movement. i could hold it, that wasn’t a problem. the problem was the doctor was about to go poking down there and asked
