I think this person may be my soul mate: http://consumerist.com/2010/05/perhaps-the-weirdest-craigslist-room-rental-ad-ever.html
poop
mistaken identity
I went #2 in the office bathroom this morning. I was alone, so I took my time. Unfortunately someone came in as I was pinching a loaf, and I was having performance anxiety, so I gave a quick but strenuous push. I might have pushed too hard because it kinda
orgasmic pee
my coworker (who has not yet made an appearance on this blog) has a really good time when she uses the bathroom. i mean, reallllly good time. after she pees, she lets out a super long orgasmic sigh. the first time i heard it, i was seriously confused. wtf just
