I have been constipated for the past week. I was able to poop little pebbles a couple of those days, but overall, my butt has been plugged up. I was feeling so bottom heavy from all the poo that needed to be released, so I ate some celery for lunch.
poop
Over-the-Hump Wednesday
The turtle decided to pop it’s head out again. This time I was able to push it all out. It took a bit of effort because it was a ginormous turtle head. It must have bit me as it came out ’cause I saw a small amount of hemoglobin on
I pooped!
Oh, happy day. I pooped! And yes, it was triple times the mega-poop I usually poop. But no clogged toilets thanks to industrial strength flushes here at the office. The poop came out just as I imagined, fast and with a purpose. It wanted to get the hell out of
