I did a terrible thing to myself over the weekend. My lactose intolerant body consumed cheese fondue. Not all cheeses are created equal, and not all cheeses have the same amount of lactose, but the cheese I chose to dunk my dinner in appeared to have copious amounts of lactose
poop
Sweet Sound of Relief
I’ve come to the sad realization that I am severely lactose intolerant. I’ve always been able to stomach dairy products, some more easily than others, but it was never a huge concern whether I’d have a mild stomach ache or diarrhea as a result. I know eating ice cream makes
High Quality H2O
Water does a body good, and it’s especially good to my bunghole. I know that I should hydrate myself and drink a lot of water, but I’m lazy and I don’t care. But for the past three weeks I’ve been forcing myself to drink more water, and it’s done wonders
