November has not been a good month for me. I have not pooped at all this month. Granted, it is only day three of November, but three days of not pooping means three days of poop being stored inside me, and that is disgusting. I think it has to do
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Poo Artist
I was at a baby shower last weekend, and the host tasked us to draw something cute on a onesie for the mom-to-be. I drew a big squishy turd. It was totally cute. Latecomers to the party who saw the onesie drying in the corner automatically knew I was the
Veggie Poo
I don’t know how vegetarians do it. I had a spinach and pecan salad for lunch, and by 4pm I was starving my arse off. However, with all that fiber, I made a spectacular spinach and pecan poop salad at 5pm. Perhaps these awesome fibrous poops make being a vegetarian
