I ate spinach for lunch today. I pooped 10 minutes ago. I did about 10 minutes of butt-wiping. That danged spinach-infested poo just would not clear off my butthole! I am raw from all the wiping.
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Diarrhea Pocket
It happened. My one week of backed up poo has been released. The mass exodus happened this morning. It may have been that my body was getting sick of the toxins and pushed it out. Or it may have been the extra ehnn I gave on the toilet. But I
Old Fart Power
I finally pooped today, albeit it was a small and unsatisfactory poop. As I finished, my 60 year old coworker rushed in to pee. After she finished, she made the biggest, loudest, longest wet bean fart that lasted for an eternity. It was no joke. There was some hardcore sputtering.
