Sweet relief, I’m going to live! I pooped, and it was good. I had a bowel movement as I was out walking my dog and he popped a squat. I then proceeded to pop my own squat (on my toilet, not on the lawn). It looked like a torpedo in
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Poopy Homecoming
While I hate that my anus goes into travel constipation mode when I’m on holiday, I love that it immediately knows when I’m at home. A few hours after I walk through the front door, I have super bowel movements, and I release enormous quantities of poo. It’s amazing how
Travel Log
Apologies on my end for not updating you on my dumps as of late. I was on holiday and went out of the country. And naturally from my stress of flying, like clockwork, I had the runs 10 minutes before boarding my plane. That was a blessing in disguise because
