I am sitting at my desk and my butt feels hot. I think I am about to have the squirts, but I am swamped with work. All the stress of deadlines at work is contributing to my upcoming green apple splatters. That office toilet seat would really come in hand
poop
Open for Business
I love the toilet at work. I can always count on it to gulp up my monster dumps in their entirety, unlike my shallow home toilet where the tip of the dookie would peek out the top of the water surface. No sewage smells at work! Well, at least not
Stinky Butt
I’ve had some poo stewing in me for a couple of days. I was finally able to release it yesterday. There was so much poo that half of it rested above the waterline in the bowl, and that’s when I realized that my insides are rotten. My poop smelled like
