I received this email from a friend today: So you want to hear something gross? Remember how I told you I plugged up the toilet that one night? And then Tom had to go out into the freezing cold and buy a plunger, but Walmart didn’t have one, so then
poop
POOP ASAP
I was speed walking to the bathroom to drop a mad deuce, when I ran into a colleague. Usually, I say a quick hi and go on my way, but this time I had the misfortune of running into the office motormouth. My turtle head was about to bust past
Butt Garden
I ate fajitas last night. Strips of marinated beef, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, rice, beans, and a grilled stalk of green onion all rolled up into a delicious flour tortilla. As I bit into my roll of goodness, my teeth hit the green onion stalk, and instead of tearing through
