A few people have stumbled on this site because they were searching “how to get rid of turtle head pain.” Hehehe.. sorry, but that’s funny. My advice* on how to get rid of turtle head pain is to take a dump. If you can’t take a dump because you’re constipated,
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Emergency
I was at the doctor’s office yesterday for an annual check up. While I was in the waiting room, I suddenly had the urge to diarrhea. It came fast and it came hard. My stomach was turning in painful knots and my butthole was weakening as the sludgy poo was
It’s Back
I stopped taking L-Carnitine* a week or so ago because I thought my body became immune to it. My jet lag had halted its powers, and I didn’t have as many satisfactory poops the following days. But I decided to give it another chance and started taking it regularly a
