Someone found my site by Googling: “is it possible to push feces into pouch in buttock.” I don’t know if that’s possible, but that’s what it feels like for me right now. I haven’t really pooped since last Thursday. I pushed out a tiny pebble this morning after some hnnnns
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May the Force Pee with You
Overheard: The other day I was waiting for Jen and she took forever. Turns out she was using the bathroom. She came running out saying ‘Sorry, I had to use the bathroom, and I was nervous because I knew you were waiting! But I wanted to take my time.’ Then
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I just pooped something that looked like a log covered in Spanish moss. It was a big fat log too, so good thing I pooped at work with the industrial toilets. I would have hated to use any Qtips to break it up.
