I’m traveling today. You know what that means… no poop for a week! I’m cursed with travel constipation. I will probably end up ‘storing’ 10lbs of poop in me, and it will show by swelling up my belly. I’d better bring some stretchy pants. Dang it.
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Doggone It
I just got out of the shower and dropped something as I was toweling off. I bent down to get it while on all fours, and I felt something wet on my butt. I looked behind me and my dog’s nose was up my bunghole. LOL. I guess I didn’t
Huge Relief
Update to my morning post: I finally pooped! A few pebbles came out first, but then I pushed what felt like a boulder out my butt. I won’t lie.. it hurt like a mother! But I am relieved I finally pooped. Excuse me while I find an ice pack for
