I still haven’t pooped, but I did flush something big, brown and nasty down the toilet.. COCKROACH!!! There it was, lounging on its back with its legs all up in the air in the middle of my room. I nearly barfed when I saw it. So I killed a tree
poop
Doggonit
When I get constipated like this, I am jealous when I see my dog poop. How does that much poo come out of a 18lb dog? And no less than three times a day? It’s like he’s taunting me when he finds his happy place on the grass, squats, and
Butt Plunger
Just as Monday had predicted, it’s been a bad week. I haven’t pooped since Sunday. My mass exodus of travel poo has stopped exiting my bottom. I can feel my butt as being bottom heavy. I know there’s something clogged up in there waiting to come out. I need a