I had a great week of poops. I’ve been eating salads every day for dinner, and my morning dumps have been fabulous. The logs come out soft and crumble like goat cheese in the toilet, which is a good thing because their girthiness would otherwise cause a torn butthole and
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Poo Goddess
The poo gods have been kind to me this week. I’ve been pooping at least twice a day everyday. But I’m sure it has something to do with the red river goddess. Yep, it’s that time of month again when she comes to visit for a week. And it was
I like to poop
I just discovered the secret to pooping: Eat. A lot. (Duh!) I have been dieting and maintaining my weight for the past month. Result? Mega constipation. Last night I ate a five pound slab of chicken fried chicken. Result? Five pounds of glorious poo this morning. Though I don’t recommend
