I went out of town over the weekend, and my buddy, Travel Constipation, followed. TC hung out with me the entire time, never leaving my side (or my insides). He held on to me (everything I ate), and when I tried to push him away (or out), he refused (farted).
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Public Restroom Stories
Friend: I went out to the bathroom to take a shit. But as I was walking there, some guy was also walking in to the bathroom, and he looked at me very intently. I was pretty sure he needed to take a shit too, so I walked past the bathroom,
Poooop!
My friend is a manager at a grocery store. She deals with a lot of interesting customers, but there is rarely a time when she has to kick a person out. The store restroom has two toilets. A lady came into the store to use it. One stall was already
