Friend: So embarassing. Yesterday I went to shit, and there was someone in the next stall already. His backpack and jacket were in the corner of the stall. Anyway, I sat in the next stall to poo. First I farted. Then it was like, splash splash splash splash. Pause. Splash
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Shroom Doom
I had explosive diarrhea last night. Not once. Not twice. Not even three times. I sat and shat watery brown mud five times. After each session I wiped my butt and flushed, thinking it was over. As I washed my hands, another bowel movement would occur and then my poop
Seeing Green
I made a big number two in the toilet and when I took a peek, it was all green. Bright green. I went through a list of all the foods I ate today: cereal, yogurt, fruit, peanut butter sandwich, chocolate, gummy bears, potatoes, chicken, red bell peppers.. hmm none of
