I gorged myself on creamy, rich foods today. I had a heavy cream of mushroom sauced entrée for lunch, and I had a heavy creamed alfredo pasta dish for dinner. Both meals were followed by gobs of runny, melty, thick chocolatey chocolate. By the end of the day, my stomach
poop
Stretchy Butt
I am been constipated since Christmas. I ate a ton of junk food so I thought I’d at least have a bit of diarrhea exiting my bunghole, but I guess all the slabs of meat I’ve been shoving down my throat has formed a blockage in my anus. Nice visual,
Smelly Christmas
I’ve already gained 3lbs with all this holiday eating, and it’s not even Christmas yet. My weight keeps fluctuating after each dump. I’ll put on a couple pounds, then take off one after each yule log exits my chimney chute. I have been extra gassy these past few days thanks
