I hadn’t pooped in three days, and during those three days I was eating nothing but meat. I finally pooped this morning, and it was a doozy. It also hurt like a motherf@*$er coming out, too. Three big boulders. One for each day I didn’t poop. Each one I strained
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Butt Protection
I pooped another nice one this morning, but my experience did not start out so nice. I went to my usual stall and placed a seat protector on the toilet. I did not notice there was a drop of urine on the seat until the protector soaked through it and
Thumping Dump
I dropped a two pounder in the office toilet this morning. It was a surprise to me because I had a lot of carbs and meat last night for dinner, and those food groups usually give me constipation. Instead I pushed out a big long fat log. Yes, it hurt
