I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty
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For Your Consideration
I like to use the handicap stall at the office when I have to poop. The stall is bigger and offers more comfort during my prolonged bathroom visit. If it’s a mega big stinky poo, I usually do a courtesy flush in case someone walks into the bathroom as I’m
New Love
I’ve been on a probiotic yogurt diet for the past few days, and I think I’m in love. My butt is in love would be a more accurate statement. The yogurt gives me the softest poopies ever (goodbye, Mango dumps!). And a whole lot of it, too. This morning I
