I had lunch with my senile 90 year old grandmother the other day. She had to use the bathroom, so I helped her up and held her hand as we walked to the ladies room. As soon as we made it to the toilet, she dropped her pants and sat
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Butt Popping Cherries
The cherries have defeated me. After I got home last night from running, my insides gurgled some more and I made it in time to the toilet to violently blast brown water out my bottom. It hit the water so hard that it splashed up my hoo-ha. Never in my
Fruit Farts
Eating too many cherries gives me a ton of gas and diarrhea. I hadn’t pooped in two days, so I ate 1.5 pounds of cherries last night. About 30 minutes later, my butt turned into a high-powered wind machine. I was farting so much that I couldn’t tell what was
