Type: Clumpy, small, irregular solid chunks. Needed the Squatty Potty to help pinch out every piece. Smell: Like raw sewage. Where: Bedroom bathroom Time: 4:57 PM — Was too busy at work to poop. Had a turtle head on the way home. Duration: Poo from start to finish took six
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Poo Log: 23 Feb 2016
Type: Large, girthy, solid log with very tapered, slightly curved ends. Smell: A little stinky. Not too terrible. Where: Office Bathroom (single room with toilet and sink) Time: 10 AM. Was a busy day at work, had to go earlier but held it in until my butt was about to explode.
Soft Serve Straight from my Sphincter
You’ve probably heard of the Squatty Potty by now, thanks to its genius Youtube video. Hilarious commercial, but does it really work? It’s something I’d love to receive as a gift, but I’d probably never buy one. That was my reasoning until I visited my cousin’s apartment and saw it neatly tucked
