Big props to my grandparents for having the foulest bowels in my family. They stayed over the weekend in my guest room, which is one room down from mine. The guest bath is deep inside that room and around the corner. My grandmother made a number two in there with
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Flu Dump
My employer was offering free flu shots this morning ’til 11am. I had completely forgotten about this until about 10:45am. I started making my way to the health clinic until I had a sudden urge to poo. No sweat. I am a super speedy pooper, so I could dump and
Sonic Boom Butt
Is it true that all men have machine-gun-sounding poo-sputtering farts every time they poop? It sounds like a gun battle is commencing whenever my boyfriend sits down to take a dump. I sometimes get the fart sputters too, but that only happens when I have diarrhea; the boyfriend’s a-hole shoots
