IMs from a friend who clogged the toilet: Him: Dude. My toilet overflowed this morning and flooded my bathroom and then leaked through the floor into my downstairs bathroom. It’s a f’n disaster, and a nightmare for a germophobe like me. It took a few minutes for me to realize
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Texts From Last Night
This one was compiled of multiple long texts. Enjoy: OMG. I just eggshell waddled the longest nine blocks of my life trying not to poop my pants. Luckily I made it home without any friendly fire! Good thing my friends decided to take a taxi home from the bar and
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“Did you see that??” Who didn’t see that?!
