It’s my time of the month, and I had just put in a fresh tampon. About 30 minutes later, my insides started to violently gurgle. The leftover spicy Thai I had for lunch was punishing my colon. I sat on the toilet and my butt wildly sputtered out some hot
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Poop Charmer
I hate going to Walmart, but sometimes you just can’t pass up their low unbeatable prices. I went today to buy a few disposable items for my home, and while I was strolling the aisles a young sales associate started chatting with me. As he was talking I had a
Weekend Warrior
I tricked my butt last Saturday. Instead of waking up after 10am on a usual weekend, I got out of bed at 8am. Before it was time for lunch, I felt a bowel movement, and my butt woke up and pushed out a nicely sized log. No more weekend butt
