It’s July, and my digestive system is back on track. After the unclogging of my bunghole on June 30, I’ve been pooping regularly the last two days. However, this morning’s dump was a doozie. It was so big that one end of it was in the toilet drain, and the
poop
June Gloom
June was a pretty slow month for me in terms of poop. It seems I was constipated for most of the month, and it didn’t end until today. The month started out with two weeks of goat turds. After that episode I had a few normal logs, but a week
Gesundheit
I’m at the office and I gotta poop real badly, but I’m holding it in as long as I can so that when I get to the toilet the poop will just slide out. Unfortunately, something in my office is giving me allergies, and I just sneezed five times in