Itchy

It’s July, and my digestive system is back on track. After the unclogging of my bunghole on June 30, I’ve been pooping regularly the last two days. However, this morning’s dump was a doozie. It was so big that one end of it was in the toilet drain, and the

June Gloom

June was a pretty slow month for me in terms of poop. It seems I was constipated for most of the month, and it didn’t end until today. The month started out with two weeks of goat turds. After that episode I had a few normal logs, but a week

Gesundheit

I’m at the office and I gotta poop real badly, but I’m holding it in as long as I can so that when I get to the toilet the poop will just slide out. Unfortunately, something in my office is giving me allergies, and I just sneezed five times in