I decided I wanted to be earth friendly today and I used the toilet right after my fiancé, as in to save water I told him not to flush the toilet until after I pooped. I soon realized that was a mistake after my butt decided it was a bazooka
poop
Cowabunga
Sometimes when I have a bowel movement and I sit on the toilet too early, I end up constipated. It’s kinda weird. I’ll need to poop, but as soon as I try to push anything out, the bowel movement goes away and I have no urge to poop. So yesterday
Pass the Savasana
I did it. I farted in yoga class the other day. I wasn’t even doing a downward dog or any pose with my privates in the air. It was at the end of class during Savasana, also known as final relaxation. The room was dead quiet, everyone lying on their