My fiance takes multiple dumps a day, and it’s a little frustrating to me. Some days I have zero poops, and other days I’ll get super lucky and have two or three poops. The days I am fortunate enough to have two poopies, I excitedly tell my fiance the great
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Sharts
My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What
Poop Master
I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
