I made a ginormous poopie in the toilet this morning. The gravitational force between my bunghole and the toilet water was particularly strong today. My poop bellyflopped and made a huge splash. The splash had mad height. It hit my cheeks and wet my fartbox. Cringe. The second turd I
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Corn.
I have been slightly constipated for a while now. Last Sunday I ate corn on the cob. My bunghole had been clogged and backed up a couple days, so when I pooped on Monday there was no corn in my turds. Tuesday I didn’t poop. Wednesday I pushed out a
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Girls who live together, menstruate together. And I guess girls who chat with each other online also menstruate together. I was talking to my cousin over Google Talk about yoga. I asked her why she hadn’t been going, she said she was on her period. Poor excuse. I have a
