I finally pooped a couple days ago. Phew- I guess I don’t have worms, but my bunghole does kind of itch. That’s because I tore it, or rather the massive brick that was stored in my anus for three days tore me a new one as I was pushing it
poop
Uh Oh.
I haven’t pooped in three days, but I have had a lot of gas. I’ve been farting more than usual (probably constipated and gassy from all the meat I’ve been eating), but my farts have had no odor. This is very strange to me. I have three days worth of
Fecal Floaties
As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m
