I had a bit of a stomach ache after lunch. I ate two very cheesy gnocchi and risotto dishes, so I figured the dairy was giving me gas pains. Despite the discomfort, I was still able to work and run some errands around the city. I farted a few times
poop
Toilet Detour
My building is undergoing plumbing renovations, so maintenance has been going in and out of my apartment bathroom. I opted to work from home today, and unfortunately for me the maintenance crew knocked on my door before I had my morning bowel movement. It wasn’t until an hour after they
Happy VD
Today’s chat: Friend: I had a big long dark poo. The end of it came out of my butt and grazed my scrotum on the way down. I was horrified. Me: That’s disgusting. Friend: Before I wiped my butt I took some TP and patted around on my scrotum. I
