It had been two days since I pooped. It was early Friday and I didn’t have my bowel movement yet, but I knew I’d poop sometime that day because I was feeling bottom heavy. I had a wedding dress appointment around the time I usually take my morning dump. If
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Toilet Love
I got a new toilet, and it is fabulous. The bowl is deep, and the water level is low so when I drop a turd torpedo there is no back splash. I no longer have to sit at the edge of the toilet seat to avoid any poo water splashing
Karma
My fiancé is a pro at throwing farts, and he is extremely proud of this skill. The first time I saw him catch a fart, I thought he was picking his butt. I looked at him with disgust and called him out. He coyly smiled and then immediately put his
