corn.

i ate corn the other day for lunch. i dont know why i bother chewing it because it came out looking the same in my poo that night. bright yellow, intact, perfect little pieces of kernel in my brown poo floating in the toilet. they looked like yellow sailors on

Skeleton

on tonight’s episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert talks about the Olympic sport of Skeleton. since most people dont have access to a Skeleton track, he advises us on how to recreate the same experience without one. if you want to know what it feels like on a Skeleton,