i used the bathroom at work today. i wiped the pee off the toilet seat (from the previous user). i put a seat protector on the toilet. i sat. i shat. i wiped. i flushed. my coworker came in after me to use the same stall. she immediately flushed the
poop
fashion dilemma
long cardigans & scarves. i love both these articles of clothing, but they totally suck when it comes to pooping and wiping.. you have hold onto the scarf so that the end of it doesn’t touch the front of the toilet bowl, and you also have to hold onto your
1 is the lonliest number
being single sucks sometimes. playing dutch oven is no fun by yourself. and i miss those comments from my other half who used yell out ‘honey, what the hell just came out of your ass?’ (though i do NOT miss the person himself.. lol) going number two is always nicer
