My friends know me too well. Here is a text I received the other day: You know how sometimes if you don’t flush soon enough, your poop will leave a skid mark at the bottom of the toilet? Well after I flushed my poop, my son flushed it again and
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Poop Envy
My fiance takes multiple dumps a day, and it’s a little frustrating to me. Some days I have zero poops, and other days I’ll get super lucky and have two or three poops. The days I am fortunate enough to have two poopies, I excitedly tell my fiance the great
Cowabunga
Sometimes when I have a bowel movement and I sit on the toilet too early, I end up constipated. It’s kinda weird. I’ll need to poop, but as soon as I try to push anything out, the bowel movement goes away and I have no urge to poop. So yesterday
