As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m
poo
Potty Talk
This is so freakin’ adorable. I hope my future spawn is as this insightful about his/her eating habits and the poop it produces. http://gawker.com/little-boy-provides-adorable-potty-commentary-after-eat-1443389592
PooPourri
I would totally buy this if my poop stank, but my shit don’t stink. It smells like roses. 😉
