oh boy. i guess all my colon cleansing from the weekend has finally caught up with me. either my colon is completely empty now (which i highly doubt) or i am severely constipated. im sure its the latter. maybe all that beef i ate is finally settling in and clogging
poo
keep it clean
i had a 1/2lb hamburger patty with all the fixins tonight (cheese, mushrooms, avocado, bacon, lettuce, pico de gallo…on a buttery toasted bun). when i eat this much beef, my insides clog up. so i guess ill be constipated for the next couple of days… which means i wont be
sweet release
i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange
