I think I am quickly becoming lactose intolerant. I had some soft serve ice cream yesterday and soon after eating it, my stomach began to twist and it felt like my intestines were wrestling. I was a 30 minute drive away from home, and I didn’t think I could hold
poo
Crap!
I was running 10 minutes late to work this morning, and as I was about to leave the house, I had a sudden bowel movement. I didn’t know what to do… poop and be more tardy to work, or squeeze my butt shut? I don’t know if this runs true
watch your step
I used to live in an apartment complex where the residents had no respect for public spaces. I’m talking about people letting their dogs do their business in the elevator. It was especially heinous in the mornings when you weren’t fully awake and you’d walk into the non-ventilated elevator only
