My coworker just farted a silent but very violent fart. I guess that’s payback for all the toots I’ve accidentally let slip out. It’s just unfortunate that I was taking a deep breath when his stink hit my face. I’ve been exhaling profusely trying to get all the residual fart
poo
Sicko
It is effing cold! When I walk my dog, I now look forward to picking up his poo in a bag. The heat from his steaming turd radiates through the thin plastic bag and warms up my hand, even through the gloves. I find myself holding his poo a little
Sewage poo strikes again
I was on a very important phone call, and I needed to take a dump really, really badly. Fortunately, my home bathroom doesn’t have much of a bathroom echo sound when speaking, so sitting on the can wasn’t going to be a big deal. However, I had the squirts, and
