L-Poopitine

I started taking L-Carnitine supplements*, and wow that stuff is amazing. Only two days after starting it, I pooped a landslide of poo. It also boosts my energy levels, so while I’m crapping I also jam to some sweet beats— my poop comes out quicker and with some steez. Burning

Sad Anus

I did it again. I tore myself a new one. This time it wasn’t because of the dry climate. I had just made a log in the toilet, but it didn’t feel like I was completely finished with my poo session. I had one more turd left to push, except